I've had some nagging sinus junk goin' on since early December and now I have what looks like green bloody slime pouring from my face holes. Since Andy never hooks me up with drugs and believes I should just wait everything out, I thought I should schedule an appointment for tomorrow. I haven't been to the doctor since we moved here but Andy chose a PCP for me during his insurance enrollment. He basically just went with whoever the enrollment lady recommended. I love that Andy can navigate all the medical stuff for us and I've trusted him through all of my medical junk over the past few years. He has never failed me! He even chose a pediatrician for Charlie who looks oddly similar to his pediatrician, who I love (shout out to T. Camp, MD!), in LBB. Because I have some strange type-A tendencies when it comes to being informed and prepared for things, I looked my PCP up on the web so I could put a face with the name before scheduling an appointment.
Here she is:
Let this be a lesson -- if you are in a professional online directory keep your picture attractive and updated, for goodness sake! I promptly switched my PCP. No, I'm not that shallow. She has a MD/PhD in internal medicine/psychiatry and I would prefer to see someone who knows more about sleep apnea and random blood clotting (FYI - I've had weird medical issues) than psychological problems. Though to be fair, I probably have psychological problems, too. I'm just sayin'.
11 comments:
Wow. That picture just says it all. Run! I would pick someone else, too. I'm sure she's a nice person and all, but.....yikes!
grief! Nice pick, Andy!! That would be one scary PCP. You're probably better off keeping your nasal probems than going to see her!! Wow. Impressive picture, too. Wow.
Bless her heart.
too funny!!!
That's great! You'd think she would at least try to make herself attractive! Good luck! Do you need to drop off Charlie while you go?
Not everyone is as beautiful as my daughters, but pictures can be deceiving. After all, in all of mine I look like I need to be on The Biggest Loser, which does happen to be one of my favorite reality shows. That's why I'd rather be behind the camera instead of in front of it. Not a pretty picture, which seem to add 50 pounds to my womanly curves, ugh!
Ok mom, I'll have to ban the use of the phrase "womanly curves" in any future comments.
I think you single handedly just ruined Campbell's nap with my laughter.
Ha! That is hilarious. My sinuses have been funky too! I guess it is the time of year. Hope you feel better.
I'm gonna have to agree with "bless her heart" comment. Your blog is so funny! I'm glad I stole the address from laura C. Hope you don't mind! Phuong
HYSTERICAL~ You never ever cease to crack me completely up!
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