THIS IS NOT YOUR LIVING ROOM!!
I've been working on my laptop in this coffee shop for about two hours now and during most of that time I've had to listen to this woman loudly having intimate conversations on her cell phone. Here are the top ten things that I've learned about her so far:
1. Her family is worried that her computer is getting in the way of her relationships with others.
2. She refers to many people in her life as "honey."
3. She hangs up on people when she gets mad.
4. She doesn't think that she should have sex with a guy just because he wants to pray with her.
5. She's going to eat dinner this week at the restaurant where Andy & I celebrated our engagement.
6. She's currently in therapy to deal with her relationship issues.
7. She refers to her therapist as "the doctor."
8. She's trying to learn about a specific anti-psychotic drug but I can't remember what she called it.
9. She trusts strangers to watch over her beloved laptop while she goes outside to smoke.
10. Her husband's name is Sasha and she speaks to him like her "doctor" would speak to his ten-year-old client.
5 comments:
I am so sorry you overheard me on the phone today. Honey, when the doctor tells you that you need a day off, I calle Sasha and told him that I would spend the day drinking coffee and smoking cigarettes.
I totally agree, people need to realize that just because they are on thier cell, doesn't you can't hear them
Okay, I was laughing so hard at your post, until I saw Ashley's comment. Now, I might pee my pants! Wow...people just don't care what they say in public!
Awesome, Ash!
That's hilarious! I never get anything done in coffee shops when there are people like that there.
Ashley, you crack me up!
I like it when they talk like that in the elevator. You're squished next to people that are deciding whether to defrost the chicken or the chops for dinner.
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